Edible Dried Zombie Skin There will likely come in a time in the zombie apocalypse when humans run out of food. At that point we’ll have to turn the tables and turn to eating our undead enemies. It turns out cooked and dried zombie meat, especially the skin, is pretty darn tasty. So much so …
Breakfast Time Brains…they’re the breakfast of champions. Every zombie needs to recognize that breakfast is the most important meal of the day and shouldn’t be skipped. The walking dead need to start their day with a balanced and nutritious breakfast and brains are the perfect choice! “Brains…it’s what’s for breakfast!” Every zombie lover will be …
Set of 5 Glow in the Dark Zombie Finger Puppets: $4.95 Need an affordable zombie gift under 5 bucks? Just need an adorable glow in the dark zombie for each digit on one of your hands? Then check out these awesome glow in the dark zombie finger puppets. You won’t find a much more affordable …
I Walked With a Zombie Cigarette/I.D./Business Card Case Here is a truly unique zombie gift: a metal cigarette case with spring loaded hinge and metal clasp. Of course the best part is the fun “I Walked With a Zombie” retro-chic old school horror movie design. If you or that special zombie gift recipient …
Magnetic Undead: Zombie Magnet If you are looking for a fun, affordable zombie gift to decorate a zombie kitchen, toolbox or other magnetic surface we have just the zombie gift for you. Check out the Magnetic Dead, 3D poseable zombie magnets! These zombie magnets consist of 10 separate zombie body pieces to make your very …
Chocolate Zombie Head Bon Bons with Cherry Brains Are you ready for the most awesome chocolate candy ever? In fact this may be the coolest zombie gift we’ve seen to date on this site. So simple and so awesome! How about some dark chocolate zombie head bon bons? These chocolate zombie heads would be delicious …
Zombie Paperweight This fun and functional work of zombie art is more than just a bust of a overweight zombie…it’s a paperweight too! If you are looking for a unique zombie gift this would certainly fit that description. This zombie paperweight features a bust of a chubby zombie. The details are gory and vivid. …
Zombie Back Scratcher What better way to scratch your back than with a zombie hand back scratcher? This awesome zombie back scratcher is made from high quality and durable urethane resin. These make unique zombie gifts because no two are alike. Each one is painted by hand for subtle variances between pieces. The level of …
Zombie Repellent Melee weapons are great and everything but sometimes in close quarters zombie combat you need to put a walker down in a hurry. While baseball bats are quiet and never need reloading, who has time to stand there for 5 minutes to ensure that undead stalker is really down for the count? What …
My Zombie Family Car Stickers We’ve all seen those cutesy little stickers the typical suburban housewife has on her car or SUV. You know, the ones with the stick figure or other cute little cartoon character to represent each unique member of the family? Well around here we are proud of our families too, but …
SITTING ZOMBIE DOORSTOP This awesome zombie gift is soooo dual purpose. First and foremost its a wonderful piece of zombie art created and painted by hand by an indie artist. It’s also a fully functional doorstop. If you need to hold the doors open or closed in your zombie-proof home this will do just …
Crawling Zombie Doorstop Make the doors of your home or zombie survival outpost come to a DEAD stop with this awesome crawling zombie doorstop. We came across this awesome zombie gift and were so in love with it I had to add it to our site! This insanely cool zombie doorstop features a crawling …
Sock It To Me Zombies Women’s Knee High Socks Sock It To Me Zombie Men’s Sock Looking for a fun way to keep your feet warm? Are you looking for a unique and affordable zombie gift for the zombie fan who has everything? Zombie Socks just might be the answer! These awesome Sock …
I Love Zombies Do you love zombies? Show your zombie love with this clever “I love zombies t-shirt”. If you heart zombies then you need this cool zombie gift. Instead of the standard cutesy pointy little girly heart shape this shirt uses an anatomically correct and deliciously bloody human heart as shorthand for the word …
Zombie Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat If you are a huge zombie or horror film buff, and since you are reading this now the odds are you ARE, you NEED this awesome bloody shower curtain and bath mat set. This would make the perfect addition to a zombie themed bathroom. Transform your …
Zombiesaurus Zombie T-shirt There isn’t really much to tell you about here. This is just your typical average run of the mill zombiesaurus corporate zombie t-rex shirt! Just kidding. It’s an awesome zombiesaurus t-shirt from our friends at Thinkgeek and it features a corporate dinosaur zombie on an ice grey 100% cotton t-shirt. It’s …
Brains: A Zombie Memoir College-professor-cum-zombie Jack Barnes is a different breed of undead—he can think. In fact, he can even write. And the story he has to tell is a truly disturbing—yet strangely heartwarming—one. Convinced he’ll bring about a peaceful coexistence between zombies and humans if he can demonstrate his unique condition to Howard …
People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies Just because they are reanimated and a little slow and smelly doesn’t mean zombies should be feared, mistreated or double-tapped into extinction. Zombies were people too and they deserve to be treated like the former humans they were. Now you can proudly proclaim your support of the zombie …
