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Rotting Zombie Mirror Clings

Rotting Zombie Mirror Clings: $2.95 Who wants to look into a mirror and see a disgustingly normal human face? It’s so gross! High cheek bones? Perfect noses, chiseled chins and  jawlines? Absolutely nauseating! Zombie fans don’t want to see that. They want to see detached eyeballs, gaping wounds, exposed brains and sagging dripping festering fetid […]

I Love (Heart) Zombies T-Shirt

I Heart Zombies T-Shirt: $9.95 to $11.95 If you are a zombie lover, or are gift shopping for one, you need this great zombie t-shirt. This zombie gift lets everyone know you love the undead. This zombie t-shirt is available in unisex and women’s styles in sizes small through XXL. You can even choose your […]

I’m Eating You First Zombie T-Shirt

If I Come Back as a Zombie I’m Eating You First!: $9.95 – $11.95 Let everyone know just how you feel with this awesome zombie t-shirt.  This zombie t-shirt features the phrase “If I come back as a zombie I’m eating you first!” Maybe that means you can’t stand the person reading this shirt. Maybe […]

Zombie Beer Pong T-Shirt

Zombie Beer Pong T-Shirt: Eye Sink It, You Drink It! – $9.95 – $11.95   Zombies are a different you wouldn’t expect their recreational hobbies to be typical either. You might be surprised to know that  Zombies DO enjoy drinking and playing drinking games. The undead play beer pong too! Unfortunately the zombie version […]

Zombie Time Zombie T-Shirt

Zombie Time T-Shirt – $10.00 This zombie t-shirt is one of my favorite zombie shirt designs. It’s simple, funny and something that only a true zombie film fan will notice and fully appreciate. The zombie’s hand on the this t-shirt features a watch that tells time in ‘Zombie Time”.  There are no hours in this zombie’s […]

Zombie Booger Candy

Looking for a sweet, savory and delicious snack? How about a booger? Try zombie booger candy today! Zombie Booger Candy Yes you read that right…zombie booger candy. If you want a gross zombie gift for a young zombie fan, or just a fun gag gift for zombie fans of any age, this delicious treat is […]

Zombie Benjamin Franklin T-Shirt

Zombie Benjamin Franklin T-shirt – $14.95 This Zombie USA t-shirt features Zombie Benjamin Franklin in front of an American flag. The design is very large, measuring in at about 14″ x 18″. This pre-shrunk t-shirt is comfortable and affordable. Priced at just $14.95 this makes a unique affordable zombie gift for men or women. Men’s […]

Emergency Inflatable Brain

When you’re cornered by the undead you have few options. The emergency inflatable brain may be just the answer. Pop open the tin, inflate the brain decoy, toss and run! Emergency Inflatable Brain When the zombie apocalypse goes down you may need a backup plan or two.  A well placed brain toss might just get […]

Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes

Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill is 96 pages of Zombie Nursery Rhyme fun. Author Michael P. Spradlin zombifies about 29 classic children’s nursery rhymes in this zombie book. Jeff Weigel provides illustrations to make sure things are scary and enjoyable […]

Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating

  Zombie Love by Jeff Busch   Let’s face it. Love and dating our hard. It’s a difficult, frustrating and confusing process for healthy living persons. Just imagine how difficult the dating world can be when you are a zombie looking for that perfect undead soul mate. Relax all you zombies looking for love out […]

Zombit Zombie T-Shirt

Zombit Zombie T-shirt   Zombies and gaming: These are two of our favorite things in life around here. We are especially found of those old pixelated old school 8-bit game graphics many of us grew up playing. That’s why we just LOVE this zombie t-shirt that features a zombie eating a pixelated 8-bit style brain. […]

Novelty Zombie Survival Kit

Zombie Survival Kit This fun novelty zombie survival kit makes a great gag gift for the zombie lover.  It features a bunch of things you just might need in the post zombie apocalypse world.  The kit contains things like: Items include: 10 feet of yellow “Caution: Zombie Outbreak Zone” barrier tape 16 trading cards 4 […]

Zombie Disguise T-shirt

Ask me About my Zombie Disguise t shirt Maybe you just want to scare friends, relatives, or the kids next door.  Maybe you have a secret plan to quickly disguise yourself if the zombie apocalypse starts tomorrow. The bottom line is you NEED this zombie t-shirt.  On the front of this black t-shirt is the […]

Zombie Killing League T-Shirt

Zombie Killing League T-shirt This awesome Zombie Killing League t-shirt makes the ideal zombie gift.  The attractive red white and blue logo reminds of the MLB and NBA logos with a fun zombie killing twist.  This comfortable black t-shirt is available in sizes small through 3XL. The best part is it’s priced at just $9.00 […]

Zombie Stocking – Zombie Christmas Ornament

Zombie Stocking Christmas Ornament Need a unique Christmas decoration for yourself or that special zombie lover on your Holiday shopping list? This unique and affordable zombie gift is just the answer. This awesome zombie stocking Christmas ornament features a dismembered zombie leg in a Christmas stocking! These unique zombie gifts are crafted out of a […]

Zombies Need Love Too – Reversible Tote Bag

Zombies Need Love Too: Reversible Tote Bag   Looking for that perfect affordable zombie gift for that special zombie girl? We’ve found it with this adorable “Zombies Need Love T00″ reversible tote bag.  The 100% cotton French terry tote bag is reversible so you choose which of the cute zombie designs you prefer to display. […]