The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators

The Zee Brothers Zombie Exterminators Book

The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators

 

Are you searching for the perfect unique and affordable zombie gift? Looking for a great zombie themed stocking stuffer? You’ve found it! The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators is a fun, sexy, gory read sure to please any zombie fanatic on your shopping list.

This is the debut tale of a zombie exterminating duo known as the Zee Brothers. We know what you’re thinking. Trust us; you’re wrong. This is about as far removed from the same old rehashed zombie tale as you can get.

The Zee Brothers meet the love of their lives, a beautiful vixen named J and her mysterious magical puppy, Xanadu. They unearth the secrets of an ancient Indian curse involving a zombie omelet, wait, we meant zombie amulet. Unfortunately the Zombie Exterminator fail to rescue their first client of the day and decide to keep him as a pet instead.

All of the action is set in a small gated community known as Winter Oaks, AZ.  Unfortunately, the community was built upon the ancient tribal burial ground of the Pakatini Tribe.  As if that wasn’t troublesome enough, the gated community also happens to be right next to the county dump.  This is definitely not a recipe for peaceful living.  When the obnoxious President of the Home Owners Association disturbs an ancient amulet artifact, the tribal zombies are awakened and return from their graves to reclaim their sacred artifact.

Seeking to prevent a full-fledged Zombie Apocalypse, the Zee Brothers quickly arrive in their custom extermination truck. It’s loaded with weapons, and an eerily premonitory Magic 8-ball shifter.  The Zombie Exterminators speedily tend to their undead slaying duties. Bodies and brains explode as the duo seeks the answers necessary to end the ancient zombie curse before it results in the end of humanity.

Of course this isn’t just a story about blood, guts and zombie killing. The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators has so much more to offer. Before its all said and done Jonah, Judas & JJ teach us a variety of lessons. Readers learn about Zombie Bondage, Zombie Dental Hygiene and the Wonders of Orgasms and Chocolate. It’s truly miraculous mow much the protagonists manage to teach us as they’re desperately trying to survive being the target of a constantly expanding horde of newly awakened dead.

Assisted by JJ’s mysterious dog, the brothers eventually manage to obtain the amulet, but not before Jonah is marked for death by the Pakatini Tribe’s High Priest. How will they get out of this one? It’s definitely going to take much more than their big gun, nicknamed DeeDee.

Filled with nods to zombie pop culture, The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators Is a tale of Zombie Pulp Horror Comedy sure to keep you entertained and leave you smiling. Priced at just $10.00 this is a great read and a great value.

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