Zombie Repellent Handmade Natural Soap

Handmade Zombie Gift Zombie Repellent Soap

Sapling Naturals Zombie Repellent Soap

 

Searching for a way to keep the zombies at bay? Slathering yourself with the guts and entrails of the undead is one way to camouflage your delicious living scent.  Fortunately there’s a less grotesque and more hygienic approach. Maybe you’re not in need of protection from the walking dead just yet.  Just looking for a fun handmade novelty zombie gift? A bar of Sapling Naturals Zombie Repellent* soap makes a great unique zombie gift! Each bar of natural handmade zombie soap features olive oil, coconut oil, castor oil, palm oil, sodium hydroxide and goat’s milk. No toxic artificial garbage and just a touch of fragrance oil creates a beautiful and pleasant smelling natural zombie repellent* soap.

This would make a perfect unique and affordable handmade zombie gift for the survivalist or zombie fan that seems to have it all.  We love the natural zombie like look of this soap and the fun zombie repellent label adds to the novelty by claiming the soap contains ZOM-PEL zombie repellent and ZOMBEX wound wash.

*Our lawyers have advised us to point out this is a novelty product. In the event of an actual zombie apocalypse this soap may not protect your or your loved ones. Professional stunt driver on a closed course. Do not attempt. Batteries not required. No assembly required. Offer void where prohibited. Always double tap. 😉

This awesome handmade zombie soap is available via Etsy. Click the image and links here or the button below to check current pricing and product availability.

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