It’s giveaway time again! This one comes again from our friend Michael Spradlin. Several months back he was nice enough to send us some “Zombie Claus is Coming to Town” Christmas Cards, and 3 more autographed copies of his book, It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols.

You know the drill by now folks! Just enter using the entry widget below. (If it’s not showing up try refreshing the page in your internet browser). At the end of the giveaway period we’ll select three lucky winners randomly from all of the entries received. The entry period on this one is going to be pretty short because we need to leave you time to get your Zombie Christmas cards sent out! The giveaway entry period ends 12/12/12 at 12:00 am EST.

Good luck and Happy Holidays!

Just can’t wait for the giveaway to end? Need to see what other Zombie Christmas Card is available? Head on over to the official site and order some now! But HURRY because you need to order by December 10th to ensure Christmas delivery. They’re just $10.00 for a pack of ten. (5 each of two different designs.)

Please be sure to support Mr. Spradlin even if you don’t win! He’s been so great to ZombieGift.com fans the past year. He has sponsored several giveaways for us now and has always been great to you guys! I put some links to his zombie books below. They make GREAT stocking stuffers. Even if you can’t support him with your wallet at least take the time to support him by sharing his facebook page. You can even do something as simple as stopping by and dropping a post on his wall to let him know ZombieGift.com fans appreciate all he has done!

Buy all of Michael Spradlin’s Zombie Books on Amazon:

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Cast your vote in the great Zombie Garden Gnome Election of 2012 and Enter to Win a Set of Zombie Garden Gnomes!

Election day 2012 is just under 2 weeks away but we’re getting ready to hold our own election here at ZombieGift.com.  The best part is we get to give away an amazing prize pack while doing so! ZombieGnomes.net has graciously offered to team up with us for an epic zombie giveaway that just might be our best zombie giveaway yet.

National deficits, budgets, foreign policies, party platform drama, smear campaigns…..meh. Take a break from the Presidential Election drama and cast your vote on an issue that really matters! Vote for your favorite Zombie Garden Gnome from ZombieGnomes.net. Once you’ve made your vote enter using the entry form below for your chance to win a full set of all three zombie garden gnomes.

That’s right! One lucky winner will walk (shamble?) away with one of each of the three zombie garden gnomes sold by our friends at ZombieGnomes.net. That’s a prize pack with a retail value well over $167.00!

Enough chit chat. Let’s meet the candidates.

1. Walking Dead:  “Walking Dead” is your classic gory zombie garden gnome. His eyeball hanging out of its socket, his bloody beard and traditional pigeon toed shambler strut makes him very lovable and approachable. He’s known for walking door to door and introducing himself to his constituents and prospective voters. We just wouldn’t recommend getting too close to him. Letting him kiss your baby is ill advised as well.

Walking Dead measures about 14″ tall and weighs in at a hefty 12 pounds.

2. Rising Dead:       “Rising Dead” hasn’t quite managed to completely crawl out of his grave just yet, but he’s still a voter favorite. His dead lifeless eyes and blood covered face prove he doesn’t need to walk the garden to get things done!

Rising Dead measures about 8″ tall and weighs in at 9 pounds.

3. Mrs. Dead:   It’s been said, “Behind every great man is a great woman.” Not content to play the role of First Lady, Mrs. Dead has thrown her garden gnome hat into the ring and is making a strong bid to be the 2012 fan favorite.    Holding a bowl full of freshly prepared guts garnished with a skull, Mrs. Dead is sure to appeal to young and old zombie voters alike. Her blood stained apron proves she isn’t afraid to get dirty to take care of the gnomes (or people) she eats…I mean represents.

Mrs. Dead measures about 14″ tall and weighs 14 pounds.

All candidates are made out of durable and weather resistant cast concrete. They’re then painted by hand and are protected with a clear polyurethane protectant to prevent UV damage. Each one also features a rubber membrane base so they won’t scratch any surface you chose to place them on. Indoors or out, one of these Zombie Garden Gnomes will be elected as the 2012 fan favorite. Which will you choose? Cast your vote below. Then be sure to enter to win a set of all three (3) zombie garden gnomes!

Vote Here!:

 Enter to Win:

Enter to win a set of all Three Zombie Garden Gnomes! One lucky winner will walk away with a set consisting of all three Zombie Garden Gnomes from ZombieGnomes.net.  That’s a prize pack valued at over $167.00!

This contest is open to residents of the Continental U.S. only. Here’s how to enter:

1. Cast your vote for your favorite Zombie Garden Gnome using the poll form above.

2. Enter the giveaway and earn additional entries using the form below. (Be sure to read the rules and disclaimer before entering.)

3.  Spread the Word! Share this blog post and entry and related posts on facebook etc.  Not for entries, but simply because the more support and love we show our sponsors the more often we’ll be able to arrange amazing giveaways like this one!

4. On 11/7/2012 we’ll choose a winner. Once verified, ZombieGnomes.net will ship the prizes directly to the lucky winner.

Enter Here: (If entry form displays incorrectly try refreshing your internet browser.)

Can’t Wait for the giveaway to be over?

Visit ZombieGnomes.net or their esty shop to purchase your zombie garden gnomes now!

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Oh noes!

It looks like “Zed”, the Official ZombieGift.com Rubber Ducky, got into the bath salts. I knew I should have kept a closer eye on him!

Don’t worry because he’s ok…sort of. Just like all the recent news stories indicate, I can verify ingesting bath salt is a very bad idea. This holds especially true for waterfowl.

It all started when I took Zed home with me last weekend. I didn’t want him to be lonely in that dirty bathroom at the office. So I brought him home and left him in the bathroom where, naturally, he felt most at home. Unfortunately I forgot I left my Eucalyptus Mint Mineral Bath Salts open. (Don’t judge me….dudes like to relax too you know!) Of course Zed was attracted to the delicious minty aroma and decided to have himself a snack. The effects were both instantaneous and dramatic.

Once a bright yellow rubber ducky, Zed is now a sickly zombie green and he’s a little worse for the wear. That’s actually pretty cool. What isn’t so cool is his newly acquired taste for human flesh. It turns out it’s pretty selective because he only seems to go after those who aren’t fans of zombies.

Don’t get me wrong, he’s still just as adorable as ever. Unfortunately we just can’t keep him. Keeping at home is no longer an option. Why not? Well it was my son’s friend, Connor, that first discovered Zed’s transformation. Connor just doesn’t like zombies. He’s terrified of zombie movies and calls all of our zombie gifts and collectibles, “lame”. He went to use our bathroom and Zed showed him who the lame duck is. Let’s just say Connor won’t be coming over to play anymore.

Thanks to that incident Animal Control has my place under surveillance. They’re swarming outside like a horde of zombies themselves. Luckily I managed to sneak Zed out and get him back to the office. Unfortunately it’s only a temporary solution.

Unbeknownst to us, Zed had himself a girlfriend and …well….we have a horde of zombie ducks waddling around here. We’re so busy controlling his undead offspring we just can’t protect him and give him the attention he needs.

Worse yet, all of these waddling flesh hungry corpses are staring to attract a lot of attention. They’ve already terrified most of the non-zombie fans we deal with on a daily basis. They’ve attacked the mail-man once, but that wasn’t a big deal. The UPS driver refuses to exit the temple of safety that is his big brown truck. Even more upsetting, the local pizza place has simply refused to stop delivering to us altogether. It seems they’ve lost a few good delivery boys. We won’t even get into what happened to the poor little lass selling Girl Scout cookies to local businesses.

The bad news is Zed has to go. The good news is he’s perfectly harmless to zombie fans. I guess he can sense the good in us! Since we’ve reached 300 facebook page likes and 500 twitter followers this weekend we’ve decided to give Zed away to a good home. We’re even throwing in some extras to help out.

One lucky winner will receive a “The Quacking Dead” Zombie bath set.
The winner receives:

1. Zed: A Hand painted zombie rubber ducky.
2.  One jar of Eucalyptus Mint Scented Bath Salt:  These are the perfect training treat for Zed. Of course you could always pour some into your bath and relax. Whatever you do, just don’t ingest them!
3. One Etched Glass Zombie Jar:  This is perfect for storing the bath salts, storing Zed, or just storing other random stuff in your house with its zombie awesomeness.
4. One zombie green mesh bath pouf/loofah
5. One zombie green plastic basket to store stuff, or just to contain Zed.

Warnings/Precautions:  

Remember Zed doesn’t like those who aren’t real zombie fans. If you enter and win and you aren’t a REAL zombie fan he’ll know. When he eats your face don’t blame us.

Zed doesn’t like rough play. He’s a zombie for crying out loud. Throwing him around the house will scratch his paint and he hates that. He’s also not a huge fan of water ever since his transformation. While letting him float around the tub or pool probably won’t hurt him, I’d just keep it safe and limit his bath time.

Don’t ingest the bath salts. They’re for Zed to eat or for you to bathe in. We can’t be held responsible if you ingest the bath salts and run around your neighborhood in a crazed naked zombie daze. Just sayin’…

ENTER HERE!
To enter use the entry widget below. Entry form closes at 12:01 am EST on Monday 8/20/2012.

Can’t Wait for the Giveaway to End? Need One NOW?
We know. Waiting sucks. Sometimes you just need the zombie goodness in your hands as soon as possible. No problem! Use the handy little button below to order your very own “The Quacking Dead” Zombie Bath Gift set. For just $19.99 (includes shipping) we’ll mail you your very own set like the one shown above. Price includes shipping to U.S. destinations only! Contact us to inquire about International shipping. Or just move to America. Your choice!

Just want a zombie rubber ducky of your own? In honor of this giveaway we’ve lowered the price of these adorable little zombie ducks to just $6.00 in our etsy shop:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/105940682/zombie-rubber-ducky-hand-painted-zombie

The Quacking Dead concept by ZombieGift.com is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License

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You might remember back in February we posted about an Undead Chef zombie themed kitchen item project going on over at KickStarter. As we told you back in mid March, the project was a success and all the needed funds were raised.

We’re even more pleased to tell you the delicious brain behind the project, illustrator Cassie Hart Kelly, was truly appreciative of the all zombie love we threw her way. She sent us some sets as a thank you for helping to spread the word. We’ve decided to share the zombie love with all of you. We’ve been waiting for the right moment to launch a giveaway  for these Undead Chef sets and I think this just might be it.

In honor of reaching 400 followers and 250 likes on our facebook page we’ve decided to giveaway an Undead Chef set.

One lucky winner will shamble away with a  zombie kitchen apron, a zombie hot pad, and a zombie oven mitt all packed in an awesome orange tote bag!

Enter via the widget below. This giveaway will close for entries at 11:5pm on Monday August 13th, 2012.  Other details can be found in the fine print below and within the terms described in the entry widget. Have fun and be sure to check out more awesomeness from Cassie in her shop.

Can’t Wait for the Giveaway to End?:

Need this awesome zombie kitchen set in your life right now?  Cassie currently has these for sale in her etsy shop for just $30.00.   Want to purchase single items from the set rather than the entire set? You can do that to! Click here for more info!

ENTER HERE:

Please read the handy guidelines below:

1. You must be awesome to participate. (Since you’re here reading this…mission accomplished!)
2. Entrants must be 18+ or older (or have parental permission to enter)
3. Only entrants made via the form below (or the identical form posted at http://www.zombiegift.com/giveaways) will be valid!
4. You must actually like zombies..or at least have a passing interest in our undead friends.
5. At the end of the entry period we will pick two entries at random using random.org
6. We’ll then validate both entries. We DO validate entries. So don’t take credit for doing something like leaving a blog comment if you haven’t done it. We do check!
7. If both randomly chosen entries validate we reserve the right to consider who has been more awesome to zombiegift.com. So don’t be afraid to share and recommend us to all your zombie friends!
8. Winner will have 72 hours to respond to the winner notification email. If the winning entrant fails to respond to the email we’ll pick another!
9. Disclaimer, Additional rules, terms and info are available in the entry form above.

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