{"id":1109,"date":"2012-08-05T00:32:47","date_gmt":"2012-08-05T04:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zombiegift.com\/zombie-blog\/?p=1109"},"modified":"2012-08-05T11:21:53","modified_gmt":"2012-08-05T15:21:53","slug":"the-quacking-dead-zombie-bath-set-giveaway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zombiegift.com\/zombie-blog\/the-quacking-dead-zombie-bath-set-giveaway\/","title":{"rendered":"The Quacking Dead Zombie Bath Set Giveaway"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Oh noes!<\/strong><\/p>\n

It looks like “Zed”, the Official ZombieGift.com Rubber Ducky, got into the bath salts. I knew I should have kept a closer eye on him!<\/p>\n

Don’t worry because he’s ok…sort of. Just like all the recent news stories indicate, I can verify ingesting bath salt is a very bad idea. This holds especially true for waterfowl.<\/p>\n

It all started when I took Zed home with me last weekend. I didn’t want him to be lonely in that dirty bathroom at the office. So I brought him home and left him in the bathroom where, naturally, he felt most at home. Unfortunately I forgot I left my Eucalyptus Mint Mineral Bath Salts open. (Don’t judge me….dudes like to relax too you know!) Of course Zed was attracted to the delicious minty aroma and decided to have himself a snack. The effects were both instantaneous and dramatic.<\/p>\n

Once a bright yellow rubber ducky, Zed is now a sickly zombie green and he’s a little worse for the wear. That’s actually pretty cool. What isn’t<\/em> so cool is his newly acquired taste for human flesh. It turns out it’s pretty selective because he only seems to go after those who aren’t fans of zombies.<\/p>\n

Don’t get me wrong, he’s still just as adorable as ever. Unfortunately we just can’t keep him. Keeping at home is no longer an option. Why not? Well it was my son’s friend, Connor, that first discovered Zed’s transformation. Connor just doesn’t like zombies. He’s terrified of zombie movies and calls all of our zombie gifts and collectibles, “lame”. He went to use our bathroom and Zed showed him who the lame duck is. Let’s just say Connor won’t be coming over to play anymore.<\/p>\n

Thanks to that incident Animal Control has my place under surveillance. They’re swarming outside like a horde of zombies themselves. Luckily I managed to sneak Zed out and get him back to the office. Unfortunately it’s only a temporary solution.<\/p>\n

Unbeknownst to us, Zed had himself a girlfriend and …well….we have a horde of zombie ducks waddling around here. We’re so busy controlling his undead offspring we just can’t protect him and give him the attention he needs.<\/p>\n

Worse yet, all of these waddling flesh hungry corpses are staring to attract a lot of attention. They’ve already terrified most of the non-zombie fans we deal with on a daily basis. They’ve attacked the mail-man once, but that wasn’t a big deal. The UPS driver refuses to exit the temple of safety that is his big brown truck. Even more upsetting, the local pizza place has simply refused to stop delivering to us altogether. It seems they’ve lost a few good delivery boys. We won’t even get into what happened to the poor little lass selling Girl Scout cookies to local businesses.<\/p>\n

The bad news is Zed has to go. The good news is he’s perfectly harmless to zombie fans. I guess he can sense the good in us! Since we’ve reached 300 facebook page likes and 500 twitter followers this weekend we’ve decided to give Zed away to a good home. We’re even throwing in some extras to help out.<\/p>\n

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One lucky winner will receive a “The Quacking Dead” Zombie bath set.<\/strong>
\n The winner receives:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. Zed:<\/strong> A Hand painted zombie rubber ducky.<\/li>\n
  2. \u00a0One jar of Eucalyptus Mint Scented Bath Salt: \u00a0<\/strong>These are the perfect training treat for Zed. Of course you could always pour some into your bath and relax. Whatever you do, just don’t ingest them!<\/li>\n
  3. One Etched Glass Zombie Jar:<\/strong> \u00a0This is perfect for storing the bath salts, storing Zed, or just storing other random stuff in your house with its zombie awesomeness.<\/li>\n
  4. One zombie green mesh bath pouf\/loofah<\/strong><\/li>\n
  5. One zombie green plastic basket<\/strong> to store stuff, or just to contain Zed.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Warnings\/Precautions: \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    Remember Zed doesn’t like those who aren’t real zombie fans. If you enter and win and you aren’t a REAL zombie fan he’ll know. When he eats your face don’t blame us.<\/p>\n

    Zed doesn’t like rough play. He’s a zombie for crying out loud. Throwing him around the house will scratch his paint and he hates that. He’s also not a huge fan of water ever since his transformation. While letting him float around the tub or pool probably won’t hurt him, I’d just keep it safe and limit his bath time.<\/p>\n

    Don’t ingest the bath salts. They’re for Zed to eat or for you to bathe in. We can’t be held responsible if you ingest the bath salts and run around your neighborhood in a crazed naked zombie daze. Just sayin’…<\/p>\n

    ENTER HERE!<\/strong>
    \nTo enter use the entry widget below. Entry form closes at 12:01 am EST on Monday 8\/20\/2012.<\/p>\n

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