So you’ve been bitten, scratched or otherwise infected. . . you aren’t going to survive the zombie apocalypse as a living human that’s for sure. Don’t give up yet! It’s time to adapt and embrace your fate. If you have to be a zombie, be the best darn zombie you can be!
Surviving as one of the undead isn’t so easy and presents it own set of challenges to overcome. So Now You’re a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead walks you through nearly every aspect of zombiedom. You’ll learn the different stages of zombiefication, how to hunt as a zombie, how to get your prey out of pesky vehicles and boarded up farm houses and much more.
Basically if there is anything you need to know about being a zombie, this funny zombie gift walks you through it. It’s full of illustrations and tips on securing human flesh and all other vital aspects of a zombie’s life.
- Author: John Austin
- Publisher: Chicago Review Press
- ISBN: 9781569763421
- Pages: 147
- Cover: Paperback
- Year: 2010
- Edition: 1st
