Zombie Farts Candy Bag of Zombie Farts

Bag of Zombie Farts Candy

Bag of Zombie Farts Cotton Candy -“Being Undead Never Tasted So Sweet!”   If you’re searching for a hilarious zombie gift, look no further. Give them a bag of zombie farts. No worries . . . this bag of zombie farts is actually delicious cotton candy! Each bag contains 3 ounces of fruit punch flavored …

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Zombie Horse Mask

Zombie Horse Mask

Zombie Horse Mask You won’t find a much more unique zombie gift. This zombie horse mask is sure to creep them out and it’s sure to please that hard to buy for zombie fan that seems to have every zombie related gift under the sun. The Galloping Dead? Why not! This recently reanimated equestrian friend …

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Zombie Socks

Zombie Socks

Zombie Socks ~ $9.95 Shambling around with no coffee on Monday morning only goes so far. You need the right socks on your feet to truly shamble like one of the walking dead. These zombie socks are the perfect comfy green foot attire for that or any other occasion. These green cotton socks look just …

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Zombie Poop Bubble Gum

Zombie Poop Bubble Gum – $5.95 Who knew? Zombies poop! Not only do they poop…but they poop delicious round lemon-lime flavored gumballs. Ok, these aren’t really zombie poop but they ARE a great gag gift for the zombie lover on your shopping list. Zombie poop bubble gum consists of about 24 1″ diameter green gum …

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Crusty Zombie Toenails

Crusty Zombie Toenails The next time you are hungry reach for some crunchy crusty zombie toenails. No these aren’t really the keratin packed toenails of the walking dead. They’re only packaged to look that. Instead these tasty treats are actually 2 oz of sesame sticks  that are made up of unbleached wheat flour, soybean oil, sesame …

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Zombie Bath Salts

Relax with some soothing zombie bath salts! Zombie Bath Salts Everyone needs to relax, unwind and refresh themselves every so often. Heck, even zombies get tired of smelling like the dead rotting corpses they are. That’s why zombies, and humans, frequently reach for some soothing zombie bath salts. Using them couldn’t be any easier. Simply …

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Zombie Insurance Kit

Zombie Insurance Kit – $9.99:   The zombie apocalypse is sure to be a royal pain in the rear. You’ll be so busy fighting off the walking dead that you won’t have time to worry about the little things. Trying to stay alive is hard enough…but what about all the damage those dumb zombies can …

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Gummy Brain Candy

Gummy Brain Zombie Candy – $9.99   This gummy brain is the perfect way for the modern zombie to get that brain eating sensation without all of the hassle of hunting done a fast moving human. It’s also the perfect treat for the wanna-be zombie humans who don’t have the stomach to crack open a skull …

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Emergency Inflatable Brain

When you’re cornered by the undead you have few options. The emergency inflatable brain may be just the answer. Pop open the tin, inflate the brain decoy, toss and run! Emergency Inflatable Brain When the zombie apocalypse goes down you may need a backup plan or two.  A well placed brain toss might just get …

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