Find some awesome zombie clothing and apparel here: zombie t-shirts, zombie sweatshirts and more!
Zombies Don’t Run Zombie Clothing: T-shirts, Sweatshirts and Hoodies Are you a fan of classic zombies? If so then you probably don’t like these coordinated and athletic zombies popular in today’s films. Zombies should crawl or at most shuffle along at a slow pace. They shouldn’t be running the 100 yard dash. Proudly display …
Zombie Repellent Melee weapons are great and everything but sometimes in close quarters zombie combat you need to put a walker down in a hurry. While baseball bats are quiet and never need reloading, who has time to stand there for 5 minutes to ensure that undead stalker is really down for the count? What …
Sock It To Me Zombies Women’s Knee High Socks Sock It To Me Zombie Men’s Sock Looking for a fun way to keep your feet warm? Are you looking for a unique and affordable zombie gift for the zombie fan who has everything? Zombie Socks just might be the answer! These awesome Sock …
I Love Zombies Do you love zombies? Show your zombie love with this clever “I love zombies t-shirt”. If you heart zombies then you need this cool zombie gift. Instead of the standard cutesy pointy little girly heart shape this shirt uses an anatomically correct and deliciously bloody human heart as shorthand for the word …
Zombiesaurus Zombie T-shirt There isn’t really much to tell you about here. This is just your typical average run of the mill zombiesaurus corporate zombie t-rex shirt! Just kidding. It’s an awesome zombiesaurus t-shirt from our friends at Thinkgeek and it features a corporate dinosaur zombie on an ice grey 100% cotton t-shirt. It’s …
People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies Just because they are reanimated and a little slow and smelly doesn’t mean zombies should be feared, mistreated or double-tapped into extinction. Zombies were people too and they deserve to be treated like the former humans they were. Now you can proudly proclaim your support of the zombie …
Eternal Exercise Zombie T-shirt The gym could actually be your saving grace in the event the world is overrun by flesh eating zombies. Just head toward the treadmills, set them to a lazy and slow shuffle speed and trick your zombie pursuers to walk on. I’m not sure if a walking corpse can build up …
Zombie Beanie Maybe you need a quick and easy zombie attack costume for Halloween or some other event. Maybe you want to look like a zombie attack victim. Maybe you are trying to tempt zombies by using yourself as delicious looking zombie bait. Whatever your reason for wanting it, this zombie beanie is awesome. This …
Only You Can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse Forget Smokey the Bear and forest fires. While not burning down our natural resources is important, there are bigger things to prevent and this awesome zombie t-shirt reminds of that. This red zombie t-shirt features an image of “Zombey the Bear” and the slogan “Only YOU Can Prevent …
Plush Zombie Slippers Need something to keep your feet warm? How about these awesome plush zombie slippers? What could be more comfy than slipping your tootsies into a warm bloody zombie mouth? These zombie gifts are plush slippers in the form of a zombie head. They even come complete with a dangling eyeball and exposed …
Plush Zombie Hat Need a warm and stylish beanie for that noggin? You really should cover and protect that warm and delicious brain. This plush zombie head will gladly perch upon your head all day long. Be the envy of all your friends with this gruesome plush zombie head eating your brain. This plush zombie …
Go Zombies! When the zombie apocalypse starts things will get pretty dicey. If you are a fair weather fan you might just start rooting for the away team. Nothing says undead team spirit like a zombie foam fan #1 finger. This t-shirt features just that. This t-shirt design makes the perfect affordable and unique …
Zombie Identification Chart T-shirt: $16.99-$19.99 You need to study and know your enemy. That’s true even if your enemy is the walking dead. This zombie identification chart t-shirt will help you identify the various types of zombies you are likely to encounter during the zombie apocalypse. First we have the crawler. This poor undead …
Zombie Pwnage t-shirt design @ © SplitReason.com Buy the Zombie Pwnage t-shirt @ SplitReason.com Think of this “How to Kill a Zombie” shirt as a sort of public service announcement. In the event you or your loved ones are faced with a horde of the undead it can be easy to panic and forget the …
Zombies Afoot Plush Slippers Aaaaaaaaaah! There’s zombies afoot! These plush zombie head slippers are sure to keep your feet warm and cozy when you are relaxing in your zombie-apocalypse safe room. They’ll also make a cool fashion statement and are a great conversation starter with that goth chick down the street. However, we do …
Zombie Protest It was only a matter of time before certain members of society stopped defending humanity and started defending the rights of the undead. Do they reanimated have rights? I’m not so sure. I DO know I can’t let them eat my brains or my loved ones so I don’t concern myself with the …
Zombie Protest Hoodie It was only a matter of time before the hipsters and tree huggers started defending the undead. The zombies are protesting and the living are wearing this sweatshirt to help support the cause. This zombie sweatshirt features an image of a zombie holding a protest sign that reads “zombies were people too”. …
This zombie attack hoodie is a slightly gross and fully awesome representation of how you might look if you survive (or maybe DIDN’T survive?) a zombie attack. It comes complete with blood stains and all the signs that maybe you didn’t survive multiple zombie attacks after all. In fact we’re pretty sure you are …
