How To Speak Zombie – A guide for the Living
If you are going to make it and live through a zombie invasion then you need to learn the lingo. Last I checked Rosetta Stone didn’t have a program to teach the intricate zombie language. Have no fear because I found the perfect zombie book for the task.
How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living will help you learn to communicate or even blend in with the undead if you are trying to go the whole incognito route.
This 12 page board book even features an electronic sound module to help you polish that zombie accent. It’s all in the details and this book will help you learn to talk just like a real zombie. This makes a perfect zombie gift for zombie fans of all ages.
It’s currently priced at around $14.95. Click the image or link above to go get yours. You’d better hurry. Once zombies are tearing at your walls and crashing through the windows its a little too late to try o figure out how to say “please don’t eat my brain” in zombie. Pick this funny zombie book up today!
Book Info:
Author: Steve Mockus
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811874885
Pages: 22
Covertype: Hardcover
Year: 2010
Edition: 1st
Genre: Science Fiction
