Surviving the Zombie Outbreak: The Official Zombie Survival Field Manual – $14.95 Thinking you know it all can sometimes be just as dangerous as knowing nothing! Sure you have other books to help you survive the zombie apocalypse, but you can never be too prepared. Surviving the Zombie Outbreak is the “Official Zombie Survival Field Manual.” …
The Walking Dead RV There Yet? Women’s T-shirt: $21.99 to $22.99 This awesome Walking Dead T-shirt features a funny tribute to Dale and his beloved RV. The shirt features a tourist t-shirt style design featuring the word “Georgia” in a script font at the top. Underneath a black and white RV with red blood …
The Walking Dead RV There Yet Men’s T-shirt $19.99 to $22.99 This awesome Walking Dead T-shirt features a funny tribute to Dale and his beloved RV. The shirt features a tourist t-shirt style design featuring the word “Georgia” in a script font at the top. Underneath a black and white RV with red blood …
Zombie Micro Matryoshka Dolls – $9.95 These zombie Russian nesting dolls make a fun and affordable zombie gift for zombie fans of many ages. Five different zombies fit inside one another. These fun zombie toys are made of orange ABS plastic with imprinted graphics and are sure to please any zombie fan.
Zombies Love Nerds T-Shirt – $14.95 to $16.95: You know, it really does make sense. Zombies probably would love nerds more for their bigger brains. This funny zombie shirt features the phrase “Zombies Love Nerds, They Have Bigger Brains” along with a picture of an unfortunate nerd with the top of his head missing in …
Zombie Pea Brains: Zombie Snack The next time you’re feeling a little hungry reach for some delicious and healthy zombie brains. We all knew zombies weren’t the smartest creatures on the block, but little did we know the infection shriveled their cerebrums down to little pea brains! Don’t worry. We wouldn’t feed you zombie brains. …
Keep Calm And Kill Zombies Rubber Bracelet~$5.00: This affordable rubber zombie bracelet reminds us all to keep it simple when the zombie apocalypse goes down. Wear this zombie gift as a simple and stylish reminder to keep calm and get the job done. This 1″ wide black rubber bracelet features the phrase “Keep …
Ka-Bar Zombie Famine Tanto Knife Looking for a new and versatile addition to your survival tool kit? The Ka-Bar Zombie Famine Tanto Knife is another gorgeous knife in Ka-Bar’s KZ Zombie knife series. This beauty features a 7-5/8″ long, 0.205″ thick blade crafted from SK-5 steel with 20 degree edge angles. Like all Ka-Bar zombie …
Add utility and style to your survival kit with the Ka-Bar zombie chop stick knife. Sharp, useful and potentially lethal! Ka-Bar Zombie Chop Stick Knife When the apocalyptic sh*t hits the fan, you’ll need something sharp, quiet and effective by your side. The KA-BAR Zombie Chop Stick Knife is all of these things and more. …
I Heart Zombies Embroidered Patch – $3.95 Proudly display your love for zombies with this unique embroidered patch. It measures 4″ wide by 2″ tall and features a unique red and green “I heart zombie” design. This unique and affordable zombie gift makes a great zombie stocking stuffer.
Zombie Unicorn Girls T-Shirt $22.50 – $26.50: This fitted girls tee features a sick zombie unicorn design. I’m not one to like rainbows or Unicorns, but combine it with a zombie theme and I’m sold! These 100% cotton fitted black tees are available in Junior sizes XS through 3XL. Priced from $22.50 to $26.50 they make …
Relax with a hot cup of Zombie Blood Orange Tea! Zombie Blood Orange Tea – Part of the ThinkGeek Timmy’s Tea Sampler – $17.99: Tea is great. During the zombie apocalypse you want something with a little more flavor. Boring bagged Earl Grey tea just doesn’t cut it. You need tea with real …
Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel – $14.99 Zombies are a messy business. That’s true whether you are one, or you just spend your days trying to survive against hordes of them. At the end of a long day you need to wash up and dry off. This blood bath bath towel will make short work …
Zombie Hand Bottle Opener: $9.95 Need a hand with opening that ice cold beer? Zombieland Rule #32 taught us to enjoy the little things. This zombie hand bottle opener will definitely help you enjoy your favorite canned or bottled beverage. This zombie bottle opener is a combination church key can opener and bottle opener. …
Zombie Finger Letter Opener: $9.95 Finally someone has crafted the perfect zombified version of the ordinary letter opener. Never again will opening bills be a dreadful and boring experience. You’ll look forward to mail time with this zombie finger letter opener. This zombie gift features a very accurate representation of a severed zombie finger …
Giant Life-Size Gummy Brain Today’s socially responsible zombie knows there is a time and place for everything. If you want to be treated with equal rights you can’t go eating brains whenever you want. You can’t just pull out a bloody cerebral snack at junior’s soccer game. When you can’t have a nice warm brain …
Zombies Make Better Boyfriends T-shirt – $14.95 to $16.95: While I can’t speak from experience, I have heard many women comment that zombie men make better boyfriends. After some thought, it really does make sense. Zombies don’t say much, so the odds of saying the wrong thing are slim to none. Zombies aren’t very shallow …
Zombie Christmas Trees is a fun and original idea for a children’s book from the mind of author Chuck Miley. Why would dead Christmas trees rise from their cold snowbank graves? Why would they steal Christmas decorations? How on earth do you stop a zombie Christmas tree? Pick up your copy and find out today! …
