Brains: A Zombie Memoir College-professor-cum-zombie Jack Barnes is a different breed of undead—he can think. In fact, he can even write. And the story he has to tell is a truly disturbing—yet strangely heartwarming—one. Convinced he’ll bring about a peaceful coexistence between zombies and humans if he can demonstrate his unique condition to Howard …
People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies Just because they are reanimated and a little slow and smelly doesn’t mean zombies should be feared, mistreated or double-tapped into extinction. Zombies were people too and they deserve to be treated like the former humans they were. Now you can proudly proclaim your support of the zombie …
Zombie Magnetic Poetry Kit If you were inspired and entranced by the Zombie Haiku poetry book, this just might be the next ideal zombie gift for you: the zombie magnetic poetry kit. This magnetic poetry kit lets you quickly create fun zombie themed poetry anywhere you can stick a magnet. Now maybe you can decorate …
Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your…Brains Once there was a poet who became infected with a terrible virus that caused a zombie plague. He continued to write and Zombie Haiku is the complete collection of his writings along his path to zombiedom. His transformation to a zombie, his hunger and his eventual acceptance of his …
Pat the Zombie Most of us have read the book Pat the Bunny. It’s a warm and child friendly book full of tactile experiences. You know, things like touch the bunny fur. It’s so soft. Touch daddy’s face, so scratchy. This is a fun adult take on the same book and the tactile experiences are …
Eternal Exercise Zombie T-shirt The gym could actually be your saving grace in the event the world is overrun by flesh eating zombies. Just head toward the treadmills, set them to a lazy and slow shuffle speed and trick your zombie pursuers to walk on. I’m not sure if a walking corpse can build up …
Filming the Undead Have you ever wanted to make your own zombie film on a budget but lack the know-how? This book will walk you through every aspect of making your own zombie film. I know what you are thinking, but this book isn’t a joke. It’s an honest to goodness crash course in making …
Zombie Hot Sauce If you are trying to survive endless hordes of zombies you need to take time to enjoy the little things in life. Board yourself up and barricade down long enough to enjoy some of “Zach’s Zombie Sauce” hot sauce. Is it called zombie sauce because it’s made of zombies or is it …
Z-SAT Zombie Survival Aptitude Test Sure studying for the SAT is important..but it’s not as life or death important as studying for your Z-SAT. The Zombie Survival Aptitude test consists of over 300 multiple choice and short answer questions to test your ability to survive a zombie apocalypse. If you plan on surviving the …
Help your loved ones survive, should the dead ever roam the earth.The Zombie Survival Guide from Max Brooks will provide them with the tools, knowledge, skills and confidence to survive a zombie apocalypse. If you’re looking for a gift that keeps on giving, this is it! Click the links or images below to check current …
Zombie Fluxx Card Game Zombie Fluxx is the fun zombie card game where the rules are constantly changing. In the beginning, each player is dealt 3 cards and the only rule is “Draw 1 card; Play 1 card.” Beyond that the rules constantly change to keep things fun and to keep you on your …
Z.E.O. – A Zombie Guide to Business What to successful entrepreneurs and zombies have in common? Find the answer to this question and many other secrets to business success in Z.E.O.: A Zombie’s Guide to Getting A(Head) in Business. This clever zombie book will tell you all you need to know to climb to the …
Zombie Juice Water Bottle When you are fighting for your life in the zombie apocalypse hydration is very important. You might as well have a little fun in the process. This coated aluminum water bottle features a novelty “Zombie Juice” graphic on the front. The label even boasts it’s”the original undead elixir” that’s “made from …
So Now You’re a Zombie So you’ve been bitten, scratched or otherwise infected. . . you aren’t going to survive the zombie apocalypse as a living human that’s for sure. Don’t give up yet! It’s time to adapt and embrace your fate. If you have to be a zombie, be the best darn zombie you …
Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold The usefulness of a brain gelatin mold are endless. Maybe you need to pretend to be a zombie. Perhaps you want to use a distraction technique or baiting technique to survive the zombie apocalypse. Or maybe you just want to throw a zombie party, Halloween party or other event. Whatever your …
The Zombie Combat Manual The Zombie Combat Manual from author Roger Ma is your complete guide to fighting the living dead. It’s brought to you from the Institute for Undead Combat Studies…so you know the information isn’t take from think air. During a zombie apocalypse you need to know how to defend yourself and survive …
Zombie Beanie Maybe you need a quick and easy zombie attack costume for Halloween or some other event. Maybe you want to look like a zombie attack victim. Maybe you are trying to tempt zombies by using yourself as delicious looking zombie bait. Whatever your reason for wanting it, this zombie beanie is awesome. This …
Only You Can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse Forget Smokey the Bear and forest fires. While not burning down our natural resources is important, there are bigger things to prevent and this awesome zombie t-shirt reminds of that. This red zombie t-shirt features an image of “Zombey the Bear” and the slogan “Only YOU Can Prevent …
