Pat the Zombie Most of us have read the book Pat the Bunny. It’s a warm and child friendly book full of tactile experiences. You know, things like touch the bunny fur. It’s so soft. Touch daddy’s face, so scratchy. This is a fun adult take on the same book and the tactile experiences are …
Eternal Exercise Zombie T-shirt The gym could actually be your saving grace in the event the world is overrun by flesh eating zombies. Just head toward the treadmills, set them to a lazy and slow shuffle speed and trick your zombie pursuers to walk on. I’m not sure if a walking corpse can build up …
Filming the Undead Have you ever wanted to make your own zombie film on a budget but lack the know-how? This book will walk you through every aspect of making your own zombie film. I know what you are thinking, but this book isn’t a joke. It’s an honest to goodness crash course in making …
Zombie Hot Sauce If you are trying to survive endless hordes of zombies you need to take time to enjoy the little things in life. Board yourself up and barricade down long enough to enjoy some of “Zach’s Zombie Sauce” hot sauce. Is it called zombie sauce because it’s made of zombies or is it …
Z-SAT Zombie Survival Aptitude Test Sure studying for the SAT is important..but it’s not as life or death important as studying for your Z-SAT. The Zombie Survival Aptitude test consists of over 300 multiple choice and short answer questions to test your ability to survive a zombie apocalypse. If you plan on surviving the …
Help your loved ones survive, should the dead ever roam the earth.The Zombie Survival Guide from Max Brooks will provide them with the tools, knowledge, skills and confidence to survive a zombie apocalypse. If you’re looking for a gift that keeps on giving, this is it! Click the links or images below to check current …
Zombie Fluxx Card Game Zombie Fluxx is the fun zombie card game where the rules are constantly changing. In the beginning, each player is dealt 3 cards and the only rule is “Draw 1 card; Play 1 card.” Beyond that the rules constantly change to keep things fun and to keep you on your …
Z.E.O. – A Zombie Guide to Business What to successful entrepreneurs and zombies have in common? Find the answer to this question and many other secrets to business success in Z.E.O.: A Zombie’s Guide to Getting A(Head) in Business. This clever zombie book will tell you all you need to know to climb to the …
Zombie Juice Water Bottle When you are fighting for your life in the zombie apocalypse hydration is very important. You might as well have a little fun in the process. This coated aluminum water bottle features a novelty “Zombie Juice” graphic on the front. The label even boasts it’s”the original undead elixir” that’s “made from …
So Now You’re a Zombie So you’ve been bitten, scratched or otherwise infected. . . you aren’t going to survive the zombie apocalypse as a living human that’s for sure. Don’t give up yet! It’s time to adapt and embrace your fate. If you have to be a zombie, be the best darn zombie you …
The Zombie Combat Manual The Zombie Combat Manual from author Roger Ma is your complete guide to fighting the living dead. It’s brought to you from the Institute for Undead Combat Studies…so you know the information isn’t take from think air. During a zombie apocalypse you need to know how to defend yourself and survive …
Zombie Beanie Maybe you need a quick and easy zombie attack costume for Halloween or some other event. Maybe you want to look like a zombie attack victim. Maybe you are trying to tempt zombies by using yourself as delicious looking zombie bait. Whatever your reason for wanting it, this zombie beanie is awesome. This …
Only You Can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse Forget Smokey the Bear and forest fires. While not burning down our natural resources is important, there are bigger things to prevent and this awesome zombie t-shirt reminds of that. This red zombie t-shirt features an image of “Zombey the Bear” and the slogan “Only YOU Can Prevent …
Plush Zombie Slippers Need something to keep your feet warm? How about these awesome plush zombie slippers? What could be more comfy than slipping your tootsies into a warm bloody zombie mouth? These zombie gifts are plush slippers in the form of a zombie head. They even come complete with a dangling eyeball and exposed …
Plush Zombie Hat Need a warm and stylish beanie for that noggin? You really should cover and protect that warm and delicious brain. This plush zombie head will gladly perch upon your head all day long. Be the envy of all your friends with this gruesome plush zombie head eating your brain. This plush zombie …
The Zen of Zombie There are plenty of books about Zombie survival. If you need a zombie gift that will help you learn how to efficiently kill the undead and survive the zombie apocalypse we have what you need. However, this book isn’t it! Instead this book was written by a brave author …
Zombie in Love All Mortimer the Zombie wants is to find a girl to love. Unfortunately finding love is hard enough for the living. Being undead is just one more strike against poor old Mortimer. Will Mortimer ever win the heart of a special girl, or will it he just tear it out and eat …
Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush Looking for a perfect adorable and affordable zombie gift? This zombie monkey plush would make the ideal zombie gift for that purpose. This exclusive zombie monkey plush is adorable, unique and priced at around $14.99! This cute half decaying monkey is about halfway between adorable monkey and scary undead primate. He’s …
