Relax with some soothing zombie bath salts!
Everyone needs to relax, unwind and refresh themselves every so often. Heck, even zombies get tired of smelling like the dead rotting corpses they are. That’s why zombies, and humans, frequently reach for some soothing zombie bath salts.
Using them couldn’t be any easier. Simply start your bath water, pour a handful in the tub and ease yourself in. These bath salts are made from a secret blend of essential oils and natural plant extracts. They have a nice citrus/coriander/lime aroma that will wash the horrible, putrid stench of the zombie apocalypse right off of you.
Sorry, zombies are not included. Please note, we do NOT recommend ingesting zombie bath salts for obvious reasons. When used as directed, Zombie Bath Salts will NOT make you eat anyone’s face. At least we’re pretty sure. Your results may vary.
- Ingredients: Sodium Chloride (Sea Salt), Fragrance, Glycerin (Vegetable Glycerin), Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, FD&C Yellow 5 Lake, FD&C Blue 1 Lake.
The purchase price of around $4.99 gets you 4 oz. of bath salt for your apocalypse bathing satisfaction.