Around here we’re so bad we eat zombies for breakfast. No seriously…we eat zombies in delicious jerky form whenever we can.
It seems the folks at the CDC can’t cure the horrible virus or other mysterious cause that turns the infected living into the walking dead. They can inactivate the virus after a zombie has been incapacitated however. Turns out you just need to bake zombie corpses a little, marinate them in Teriyaki sauce and dehydrate them. This converts the once infectious zombie into harmless and delicious zombie jerky. Zombies aren’t just delicious, they’re nutritious too! Zombie jerky packs about 15 grams of protein in every serving! See? Zombies really ARE part of a nutritious breakfast.
Don’t worry; this fun and tasty zombie themed snack isn’t really zombie meat. It’s just harmless beef jerky that’s been colored with green food coloring to resemble zombie flesh. Its then packaged in a novelty specimen pouch package. Each “apocalypse size” 1.25 oz pouch is less than $5! This is sure to make a great affordable zombie gift or stocking stuffer for the zombie enthusiast on your shopping list.
Click the image or link above to order your zombie jerky today!
