Brains: A Zombie Memoir

Brains: A Zombie Memoir   College-professor-cum-zombie Jack Barnes is a different breed of undead—he can think. In fact, he can even write. And the story he has to tell is a truly disturbing—yet strangely heartwarming—one. Convinced he’ll bring about a peaceful coexistence between zombies and humans if he can demonstrate his unique condition to Howard …

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PETZ: People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies T-shirt

People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies Just because they are reanimated and a little slow and smelly doesn’t mean zombies should be feared, mistreated or double-tapped into extinction. Zombies were people too and they deserve to be treated like the former humans they were. Now you can proudly proclaim your support of the zombie …

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Zombie Haiku: Zombie Poetry in Haiku Form

Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your…Brains Once there was a poet who became infected with a terrible virus that caused a zombie plague. He continued to write and Zombie Haiku is the complete collection of his writings along his path to zombiedom. His transformation to a zombie, his hunger and his eventual acceptance of his …

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Filming the Undead: How to Make Your Own Zombie Movie

Filming the Undead Have you ever wanted to make your own zombie film on a budget but lack the know-how? This book will walk you through every aspect of making your own zombie film. I know what you are thinking, but this book isn’t a joke. It’s an honest to goodness crash course in making …

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Zach’s Zombie Hot Sauce: Wake up Those Dead Taste Buds!

Zombie Hot Sauce If you are trying to survive endless hordes of zombies you need to take time to enjoy the little things in life. Board yourself up and barricade down long enough to enjoy some of “Zach’s Zombie Sauce” hot sauce. Is it called zombie sauce because it’s made of zombies or is it …

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Z-SAT: Zombie Survival Aptitude Test

Z-SAT Zombie Survival Aptitude Test   Sure studying for the SAT is important..but it’s not as life or death important as studying for your Z-SAT.  The Zombie Survival Aptitude test consists of over 300 multiple choice and short answer questions to test your ability to survive a zombie apocalypse.  If you plan on surviving the …

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Zombie Fluxx Card Game

Zombie Fluxx Card Game   Zombie Fluxx is the fun zombie card game where the rules are constantly changing. In the beginning, each player is dealt 3 cards and the only rule is “Draw 1 card; Play 1 card.” Beyond that the rules constantly change to keep things fun and to keep you on your …

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Z.E.O.: A Zombie’s Guide to Getting A(Head) in Business

Z.E.O. – A Zombie Guide to Business What to successful entrepreneurs and zombies have in common? Find the answer to this question and many other secrets to business success in Z.E.O.: A Zombie’s Guide to Getting A(Head) in Business. This clever zombie book will tell you all you need to know to climb to the …

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Zombie Juice Aluminum Water Bottle

Zombie Juice Water Bottle When you are fighting for your life in the zombie apocalypse hydration is very important. You might as well have a little fun in the process. This coated aluminum water bottle features a novelty “Zombie Juice” graphic on the front. The label even boasts it’s”the original undead elixir” that’s  “made from …

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So Now You’re a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead

So Now You’re a Zombie So you’ve been bitten, scratched or otherwise infected. . . you aren’t going to survive the zombie apocalypse as a living human that’s for sure. Don’t give up yet! It’s time to adapt and embrace your fate. If you have to be a zombie, be the best darn zombie you …

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Zombie Brain Jello Gelatin Mold

Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold The usefulness of a brain gelatin mold are endless. Maybe you need to pretend to be a zombie. Perhaps you want to use a distraction technique or baiting technique to survive the zombie apocalypse.  Or maybe you just want to throw a zombie party, Halloween party or other event. Whatever your …

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The Zombie Combat Manual: A Guide to Fighting the Living Dead

The Zombie Combat Manual The Zombie Combat Manual from author Roger Ma is your complete guide to fighting the living dead. It’s brought to you from the Institute for Undead Combat Studies…so you know the information isn’t take from think air. During a zombie apocalypse you need to know how to defend yourself and survive …

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Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie Maybe you need a quick and easy zombie attack costume for Halloween or some other event. Maybe you want to look like a zombie attack victim. Maybe you are trying to tempt zombies by using yourself as delicious looking zombie bait. Whatever your reason for wanting it, this zombie beanie is awesome. This …

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Zombey The Bear T-Shirt: Only YOU Can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse

Only You Can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse Forget Smokey the Bear and forest fires. While not burning down our natural resources is important, there are bigger things to prevent and this awesome zombie t-shirt reminds of that. This red zombie t-shirt features an image of “Zombey the Bear” and the slogan “Only YOU Can Prevent …

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