Plush Zombie Slippers

Plush Zombie Slippers Need something to keep your feet warm? How about these awesome plush zombie slippers? What could be more comfy than slipping your tootsies into a warm bloody zombie mouth? These zombie gifts are plush slippers in the form of a zombie head. They even come complete with a dangling eyeball and exposed …

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Plush Zombie Hat

Plush Zombie Hat Need a warm and stylish beanie for that noggin? You really should cover and protect that warm and delicious brain. This plush zombie head will gladly perch upon your head all day long. Be the envy of all your friends with this gruesome plush zombie head eating your brain. This plush zombie …

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The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead

    The Zen of Zombie There are plenty of books about Zombie survival. If you need a zombie gift that will help you learn how to efficiently kill the undead and survive the zombie apocalypse we have what you need. However, this book isn’t it! Instead this book was written by a brave author …

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Zombie Monkey Plush

Exclusive Zombie Monkey Plush Looking for a perfect adorable and affordable zombie gift? This zombie monkey plush would make the ideal zombie gift for that purpose. This exclusive zombie monkey plush is adorable, unique and priced at around $14.99! This cute half decaying monkey is about halfway between adorable monkey and scary undead primate. He’s …

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Dead Ted Plush Zombie Toy

Dead Ted Zombie Plush  Dead Ted is an adorable zombie plush who is in need of a little loving. He doesn’t care whether it comes from an adult zombie collector or a younger zombie fan. As long as you are willing to cuddle up with him, and don’t mind the smell and a little gore, …

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Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion

Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion Running from the walking dead can be exhausting. Sometimes you need an energy boost. Few people realize one of the greatest sources of energy is actually zombie blood, Zombie Blood caffeinated energy potion that is! Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion is a fun novelty zombie gift that serves double duty …

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Zombie Mints: Brain Flavored Mints

Zombie Mints Warning! These are not your average minty fresh breath mints humans use to refresh their breath. These are ZOMBIE mints designed specifically for the walking dead.  There’s no sissy peppermint flavored mints in this tin.  Zombie Mints are brain flavored. Yeah you read that right…BRAIN flavored mints. Each 2.5″ tin of Zombie Mints …

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Ten Little Zombies: A Tale of Romance and Funny Zombie Deaths

Ten Little Zombies Ten little zombies Walking in a line One stepped in a campfire Now there are nine. I remember saying the “Ten Little Monkeys” rhyme often when I was a kid. This wonderfully creative zombie book has a similar feel but instead it’s called Ten Little Zombies and tells a romantic tale of …

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Rubber Glow in the Dark Zombie Bracelet

Zombie Glow-In-The-Dark Rubber Bracelet   There simply isn’t much more I can say about this simple, and affordable zombie gift. It’s a very cool neon green rubber bracelet that measures about 1″ wide. It features the word “Zombie” printed on it in a chilling black dripping style font. Keep in mind however that the fact …

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Zombie Jerky: Tasty Teriyaki Terror

Zombie Jerky   Around here we’re so bad we eat zombies for breakfast. No seriously…we eat zombies in delicious jerky form whenever we can. It seems the folks at the CDC can’t cure the horrible virus or other mysterious cause that turns the infected living into the walking dead. They can inactivate the virus after …

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